Category Archives: Sexy Sluts

PIZZA SLUT SAYS: “IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!”

Pizza slut GODDAMNITP- Dominohoe  Pizza- quote

 

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Pizza-adventure time

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THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS……….. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……

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Pizza sluts everywhere  have even come up with the bare essentials for self expression.

 

PIZZA SLUT “FLARE”

Pizza pins

PIZZA SLUT I-PHONE CASE…… Clearly an essential.

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Most importantly….. I would like to introduce the Pizza Slut Slipper Sock Pajama Onesie…

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Perhaps you didn’t expect the above,

There are some spectacular Pizza Slut Costumes available for all of you proud Pizza Sluts out there, it is Halloween season after all!

 

Pizza Hottie

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Best Regards,

Pancake Slut.

 

Calling All Banana Sluts.

Banana-calling all banana sluts“I said pick up the phone Biiiiiiiach!!!!  I wanna see some nasty Sh*t!”

“WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SO DAMN LONG…..?????? ”

Let the slut slideshow begin!

 

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Leave it up to Miley Cyrus to create herself a Banana Microphone…

She definitely ranks quite high on the “Slutometer” for her lovely effort displayed here.  Rock on Miley!

 

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And officially coming up, some of us have seen her video clip highlighting the perfect stereotype of being a  typical “blonde”

 

Surely couldn’t resist posting these beauties…

 

 

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And fortunately there are also some kitty cat banana sluts out there as well! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!Banana- cate

 

BANANA SLUT KINGDOM!

QUITE POSSIBLY THE SLUTTIEST FOOD OUT THERE.

Yours Truly,

Pancake Slut.

 

 

Super Slut Of The Day: Archer

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Proud to introduce

TV Cartoon Series Secret Agent Super Slut..     ARCHER

(Series is available for viewing on NETFLIX)

This guy is the most arrogant slut face around, but he sure is one good looking cartoon slut, and sure knows his way around the artillery, which is pretty sexy

In this series, he knows he’s a slut, and admits to it.

A proud slut indeed.

See for yourself! ….

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Even his very own mother who is rather… Hmmmm…. we’ll I don’t want to say too much or I might find her at my doorstep throwing a drink in my face…….can’t even keep him in line……

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ALL HAIL ARCHER!!!! SUPER SLUT OF THE DAY!

 

DO SLUTS HAVE MORE FUN?

The question of the day is….

Do sluts have more fun?

Based on the material provided, I’ll leave it up to you to decide.

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Well the old and wise seem to think so……

 

It also sure looks like a lot of fun during karaoke hour. 

 

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Of course there is always slut dress up…..

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The Asian population feels they need to speak out about it, and in my opinion they are usually the last to speak up.

South Korea Slut Walk

 

I’m a Slut, So what?!

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Have you any sentiment towards being a slut yourself?

You might need to put some serious thought into how you might scale on the “Slutometer”.  

Slut statue

Honestly though, how much fun are you REALLY having?