THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS……….. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……
Pizza sluts everywhere have even come up with the bare essentials for self expression.
PIZZA SLUT “FLARE”
PIZZA SLUT I-PHONE CASE…… Clearly an essential.
Most importantly….. I would like to introduce the Pizza Slut Slipper Sock Pajama Onesie…
Perhaps you didn’t expect the above,
There are some spectacular Pizza Slut Costumes available for all of you proud Pizza Sluts out there, it is Halloween season after all!
Best Regards,
Pancake Slut.
“I said pick up the phone Biiiiiiiach!!!! I wanna see some nasty Sh*t!”
“WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SO DAMN LONG…..?????? ”
Let the slut slideshow begin!
Leave it up to Miley Cyrus to create herself a Banana Microphone…
She definitely ranks quite high on the “Slutometer” for her lovely effort displayed here. Rock on Miley!
And officially coming up, some of us have seen her video clip highlighting the perfect stereotype of being a typical “blonde”
Surely couldn’t resist posting these beauties…
And fortunately there are also some kitty cat banana sluts out there as well! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
BANANA SLUT KINGDOM!
QUITE POSSIBLY THE SLUTTIEST FOOD OUT THERE.
Yours Truly,
Pancake Slut.
Pancake Slut 