SLUT FEEDING FRENZY!

 

Everybody knows sex sells, some even go balls- deep.

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               HOT DIGGITY DOGG SLUTS!

 

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 Ha Ha just kidding! Not for real, this one is just the Homo Sausage.

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Blonde Bombshell here is clearly a “Rib-Slut”.  

Fuck yeah!!!

Sincerely,

Pancake Slut.

Super Slut Of The Day: Archer

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Proud to introduce

TV Cartoon Series Secret Agent Super Slut..     ARCHER

(Series is available for viewing on NETFLIX)

This guy is the most arrogant slut face around, but he sure is one good looking cartoon slut, and sure knows his way around the artillery, which is pretty sexy

In this series, he knows he’s a slut, and admits to it.

A proud slut indeed.

See for yourself! ….

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Even his very own mother who is rather… Hmmmm…. we’ll I don’t want to say too much or I might find her at my doorstep throwing a drink in my face…….can’t even keep him in line……

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ALL HAIL ARCHER!!!! SUPER SLUT OF THE DAY!

 

DO SLUTS HAVE MORE FUN?

The question of the day is….

Do sluts have more fun?

Based on the material provided, I’ll leave it up to you to decide.

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Well the old and wise seem to think so……

 

It also sure looks like a lot of fun during karaoke hour. 

 

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Of course there is always slut dress up…..

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The Asian population feels they need to speak out about it, and in my opinion they are usually the last to speak up.

South Korea Slut Walk

 

I’m a Slut, So what?!

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Have you any sentiment towards being a slut yourself?

You might need to put some serious thought into how you might scale on the “Slutometer”.  

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Honestly though, how much fun are you REALLY having?

 

 

 

SEWING SLUT: Her opinion is clear.

A classic piece, hand sewn into cloth.

Tacky is the game of the frame.

photo 1 (3)Probably created by a miserable old lady,

Or someone with a great sense  of humor.

Sources say the creator can be found around the way.

And by the way, she takes requests.

Special Thanks to the 

Sewing Slut for making this very special piece!

It most certainly lets me know how you feel about me.

-Sincerely

Pancake Slut.

BEER SLUT; Speaks On “Beer-Water”

A recent informant of mine: Beer Slut, has given me some top notch information for all you beer drinkers out there.

He says that sometimes Beer Sluts need water too, and that if you are feeling a hint towards a time of need for hydration, the Beer Slut referred to Pacific Pilsner as “Beer-water”.

It’s light refreshing contents leave one feeling ultimately refreshed.

Don’t be disappointed however, it is still 5% of the important stuff.

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Urban Dictionary speaks on the “Granola Whore”

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A derogatory term describing, and very useful for offending, vegetarian/vegan persons who insist on pushing their beliefs onto other people.

A granolawhore is typically highly pretentious, less than educated on their beliefs (they’ll often say that humans can’t actually digest meat, and similar nonsense) and is completely oblivious to the fact that the person they’re talking to doesn’t care about their opinion.

granolawhore: “Why are you eating that? Meat is murder!”
you: “Quiet, granolawhore.”
by wtfmang May 29, 2010
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