THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS……….. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……
Pizza sluts everywhere have even come up with the bare essentials for self expression.
PIZZA SLUT “FLARE”
PIZZA SLUT I-PHONE CASE…… Clearly an essential.
Most importantly….. I would like to introduce the Pizza Slut Slipper Sock Pajama Onesie…
Perhaps you didn’t expect the above,
There are some spectacular Pizza Slut Costumes available for all of you proud Pizza Sluts out there, it is Halloween season after all!
Best Regards,
Pancake Slut.
“I said pick up the phone Biiiiiiiach!!!! I wanna see some nasty Sh*t!”
“WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SO DAMN LONG…..?????? ”
Let the slut slideshow begin!
Leave it up to Miley Cyrus to create herself a Banana Microphone…
She definitely ranks quite high on the “Slutometer” for her lovely effort displayed here. Rock on Miley!
And officially coming up, some of us have seen her video clip highlighting the perfect stereotype of being a typical “blonde”
Surely couldn’t resist posting these beauties…
And fortunately there are also some kitty cat banana sluts out there as well! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
BANANA SLUT KINGDOM!
QUITE POSSIBLY THE SLUTTIEST FOOD OUT THERE.
Yours Truly,
Pancake Slut.
Everybody knows sex sells, some even go balls- deep.
HOT DIGGITY DOGG SLUTS!
Ha Ha just kidding! Not for real, this one is just the Homo Sausage.
Blonde Bombshell here is clearly a “Rib-Slut”.
Fuck yeah!!!
Sincerely,
Pancake Slut.
Proud to introduce
TV Cartoon Series Secret Agent Super Slut.. ARCHER
(Series is available for viewing on NETFLIX)
This guy is the most arrogant slut face around, but he sure is one good looking cartoon slut, and sure knows his way around the artillery, which is pretty sexy
In this series, he knows he’s a slut, and admits to it.
A proud slut indeed.
See for yourself! ….
Even his very own mother who is rather… Hmmmm…. we’ll I don’t want to say too much or I might find her at my doorstep throwing a drink in my face…….can’t even keep him in line……
ALL HAIL ARCHER!!!! SUPER SLUT OF THE DAY!
The question of the day is….
Do sluts have more fun?
Based on the material provided, I’ll leave it up to you to decide.
Well the old and wise seem to think so……
It also sure looks like a lot of fun during karaoke hour.
Of course there is always slut dress up…..
The Asian population feels they need to speak out about it, and in my opinion they are usually the last to speak up.
I’m a Slut, So what?!
Have you any sentiment towards being a slut yourself?
You might need to put some serious thought into how you might scale on the “Slutometer”.
Honestly though, how much fun are you REALLY having?
There are no lenses in these frames, just in case you failed to notice.
She takes her glasses lens-less, so naturally she takes her pancakes gluten free. What a frame whore indeed.
A classic piece, hand sewn into cloth.
Tacky is the game of the frame.
Probably created by a miserable old lady,
Or someone with a great sense of humor.
Sources say the creator can be found around the way.
And by the way, she takes requests.
Special Thanks to the
Sewing Slut for making this very special piece!
It most certainly lets me know how you feel about me.
-Sincerely
Pancake Slut.
A recent informant of mine: Beer Slut, has given me some top notch information for all you beer drinkers out there.
He says that sometimes Beer Sluts need water too, and that if you are feeling a hint towards a time of need for hydration, the Beer Slut referred to Pacific Pilsner as “Beer-water”.
It’s light refreshing contents leave one feeling ultimately refreshed.
Don’t be disappointed however, it is still 5% of the important stuff.
Look what crawled out of the cupboards to come cuddle…
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A derogatory term describing, and very useful for offending, vegetarian/vegan persons who insist on pushing their beliefs onto other people.
A granolawhore is typically highly pretentious, less than educated on their beliefs (they’ll often say that humans can’t actually digest meat, and similar nonsense) and is completely oblivious to the fact that the person they’re talking to doesn’t care about their opinion.
Pancake Slut 