Calling All Banana Sluts.

“I said pick up the phone Biiiiiiiach!!!!  I wanna see some nasty Sh*t!”

“WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SO DAMN LONG…..?????? ”

Let the slut slideshow begin!

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

Leave it up to Miley Cyrus to create herself a Banana Microphone…

She definitely ranks quite high on the “Slutometer” for her lovely effort displayed here.  Rock on Miley!

 

 

 

 

And officially coming up, some of us have seen her video clip highlighting the perfect stereotype of being a  typical “blonde”

 

Surely couldn’t resist posting these beauties…

 

 

 

 

And fortunately there are also some kitty cat banana sluts out there as well! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

 

BANANA SLUT KINGDOM!

QUITE POSSIBLY THE SLUTTIEST FOOD OUT THERE.

Yours Truly,

Pancake Slut.

 

 

SLUT FEEDING FRENZY!

 

Everybody knows sex sells, some even go balls- deep.

 

 

               HOT DIGGITY DOGG SLUTS!

 

 Ha Ha just kidding! Not for real, this one is just the Homo Sausage.

Blonde Bombshell here is clearly a “Rib-Slut”.  

Fuck yeah!!!

Sincerely,

Pancake Slut.

FRAME WHORES.

There are no lenses in these frames, just in case you failed to notice.

She takes her glasses lens-less, so naturally she takes her pancakes gluten free.  What a frame whore indeed.

Val Day In September For a True Pancake Slut.

   Look what crawled out of the cupboards to come cuddle…